Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Infertility Holiday Cheer

This is a *REAL* email I got yesterday... I just had to post it (identifying details have been omitted), because it was just too funny.
Dear Annie,
*XYZ fertility* is determined to help you in your journey to have a family, and wants to assist you in the best way possible. We know the process can be exhausting, both financially and emotionally. That is why, financially, we would like to offer you a 10% discount from our customary fees, starting November 15th through December 15th.

With kindest regards,
The Staff of XYZ Fertility


I wonder what you get with 'inventory reduction' or 'buy one get one' specials?


Cindy said...


Yodasmistress said...

OMG that is wild. Never heard of fertilty treatment being free. And a 30 day is so strange what with cycles not fitting neatly into a calendar month and all... wonder how they even do that?